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: post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco at 2007-02-21 13:34:40
Before my older brother got married, he had to get all chummy with the priest in the church he was to be wed in. My sister did this too before her wedding. They'd attend mass regularly for a few months before the wedding as to not upset the priest and then never go again after the wedding. My brother, though, knew how stupid it was. Whenever the church folk would chant the prayers and follow it up with "amen", he would instead follow them up with "yabadabadoo" loudly. Then when everybody was singing, he'd make sure to sing off key loudly. Also, he would periodically say "C'mon honey. Sing louder. The invisible man in the sky can't hear you" loudly so others could hear.
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