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post by Big Mac at 2007-09-10 02:07:44
I posted these (I made all of these up) on Yahoo! Answers after thinking them up on the spot at work.
Q: Why won't North Korea invade South Korea?
A: They watched the CNN report on V-Tech
So I was asking this girl out and she shot me down like we were at V-Tech.
Q: Why is V-Tech so good at basketball?
A: It involves shooting.
Q: Did you hear about the new dress code at V-Tech?
A: Level III body armor
Q: Did you hear about Freshman orientation video at V-Tech?
A: They have to watch The Matrix, Dirty Harry, and Death Wish to be prepared for class.
Q: What do you say to your buddy when you're heading to your next class at V-Tech?
A: Cover me
Q: Did you hear the new V-Tech fight song?
A: Please don't shoot me
Q: Why are the ROTC cadets at V-Tech such crack marksmen?
A: They get a lot of daily practice
I don't want to be a prick, but according to the school paper at V-Tech, tactical vests are out and body armor is in.
Q: What does going to the doctor and going to V-Tech have in common?
A: Either way, you're bound to get shot.
Q: What is the favorite drink at V-Tech?
A: Shots
(Russian Reversal on this one)
In America, people shoot the shat. In V-Tech, shat shoots you
Q: What's the most frequently visited store at V-Tech?
A: Target
I know I'm going to hell. But at least I didn't go to V-Tech
Q: What's the difference between going to Baghdad and going to V-Tech?
A: At least in Baghdad you expect to be shot at
Turns out, at V-Tech, when you break up with someone you are not on the rebound....you're on the reload
Q: Why did GLOCK send a 6000 dollar check to V-Tech?
A: Product Placement.
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