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: post by xmikex at 2008-12-22 09:23:03
I'm lying in bed this morning and I get stirred out of my sleep by a loud constant "WURRRRRRRURURURURURRRRR" sound of some dickhead revving their engine over and over and over trying to get out of the snow. I get up, get dressed, and feed my cats and I can still hear "WURRRRURURURURRRRRURRRRR" over and over and over again. It's obvious just from listening to it that they're doing the typical assholes thing, and just laying on the gas pedal instead of doing anything productive.

Then I look out the window, and see that it's my downstairs neighbor stuck at the top of my driveway. I'm still starting to wake up, and I remember laughing at the exact same thing at 8:00 last night. This fucking lady obviously left her car in the middle of the driveway over night because she couldn't figure out how to get her car out of the snow.

Before you ask why I didn't get out and help her, here's a few things you should know about these people. They're this Cape Verdean family that lives to be a giant pain in my ass. We have an off street lot designed for 5 cars, and they insist on parking a 6th car, and the cars of their 8,000 relatives in our lot. If they have a party or something they refuse to park their army of Cadillac Escalades in the street, and just pile them into our small lot to the point where they have trouble even getting them out. The grandson is a legit crack dealer in Boston, and at one point we had unmarked police cruisers staking out surveillance on our building. And whenever it snows they don't do a goddamn thing about it except wait for us to shovel out spots for our cars, and then steal the spots. Of the dozens of people I see come and go from that apartment I've never once seen a single one of them with a snow shovel. And of the countless times I've shoveled their steps for them I've never received a single thank you.

Meanwhile this girl is waking up the entire neighborhood and beating the shit out of her engine trying to get into, or out of (I can't even tell at this point) the driveway. From my upstairs window I can clearly see that she's driven one of her front wheels into a bank of snow and that if she just backed up, or shoveled her wheel out she'd be fine. I already spent over an hour yesterday clearing out a pathway for my car to get out. There's really no reason why she shouldn't be able to figure it out. So I walked to the bus stop and left her there while he car stalled out for the 10th time.

Fucking people.
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