http://www.maristhegreat.com

oh man this is awesome

I wish

Maris is in all Hails and Horns magazines he ate the red chord once.

I read like 2 minutes worth of an interview and just got bored. This gets foolish fast.

if there is a worse website as far as navigation/consistence, I've never seen it.

he did an interview of my friends' band a few years ago. i knew the name was familiar.

I think he's also in some embarassingly bad GWAR/Marylin Manson wannabe band.

Maris The Great and The Faggots of Death

That was the dumbest shit ever.

Also, I was looking at his myspace photos and I want to know how the fuck a zombie gets fatter over the years.

Also, I know going in that pretty much every "metal" rag you can find on a newsstand is going to be absolute crap but Hail's and Horns, just by the description alone makes Hit Parader sound like The New Yorker

"
..From the masterminds (God I love that we get to write this stuff ourselves!) that brought you AMP Magazine, and Loud Fast Rules!, comes a new "heavy music" magazine for people that can put Guns N' Roses, Slayer, Throwdown, Shadows Fall, and Napalm Death all on shuffle, and still be stoked! "

stoked is the worst word ever.

I don't think I'd be stoked if I heard Throwdown or Shadows Fall when I'm trying to listen to Napalm Death.

Who the fuck calls a magazine "Loud Fast Rules!" anyway? That has got to be the dumbest shit I have ever read.

dreadkill said:

It's up there with douchebags who use "chill" as an adjective.

i agree. when people used ot tell me someone was "a chill dude" i'd ask if they meant chilly.

"I went to this bookstore the other day and the vibe was so chill, they were playing all this chill music like Bjork and Radiohead"

For some reason the word "stoked" always makes me think of roasted marshmallows. I like roasted marshmallows, but the word "stoked" leaves a sour taste in my mouth, like I should get ball-tapped or something after saying it.