Ok, so I'm sitting up, still wasted from the wedding I went to last night. The wedding at which, as a true obnoxious asshole and /b/tard, I requested Wilson Phillips 40 million times. The wedding at which the douchebag DJ and his douchebag DJ sidekick informed me that, yes, they would play Hold On One More Time.
The wedding at which the dirty fucker played the first 5 seconds of the song and cut to some MC Hammer or something.
HE MUST DIE FOR THE WILSON PHILLIPS JIHAD. MOBILIZE, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, GO GO GO!!! [/INTERNET HAET MACHINE]
