So I was bored at work last night (gas station). I was eating nachos and salsa con queso. I got the bright idea to stick my finger into the salsa con queso and put a big glob on my face when a customer came in, on purpose. Out of three people (a teenage boy, an older woman, and a business suit guy), not one of them said anything. It was a big smear/glob too, so they definitely saw it. They all noticeably looked at it too.
I can’t tell if people are rude for not telling me or nice for not wanting to hurt the “retarded gas station worker’s” feelings.
I would think you are just a retard and would be happy that you are a big boy now and able to have a job that doesn't involve walmart.
post by Fuck Logging In at Sep 17,2007 4:19pm
convenience store work rules. After about hour 5 your brain goes numb and you start thinking you're a hummingbird of some kind. Or you life turns into that kids in the hall sketch and you pull a gun on some random customer.
I wish my life was just one never-ending Kids in the Hall sketch. Especially when it gets to the Oral Sex Fairy part. I mean, yuck, that would be gross.
post by Fuck Logging In at Sep 17,2007 4:34pm
I walk through life singing songs about the Daves I know.
