my house smells like dog poop cause the dog pooped on the carpet.
I did my best to clean it up, but now it's airborne.

that's very romantic.

wheres my present??

it's liquefied in the carpet cleaner.

delicious!

it's like korean poop soup cause of the dog.

dude you have to treat the dog with tough love and beat the crap out of it, so it knows to not shit in the house...

carina came and took him. he got out of his crate and was running in the house all day.

You crate your dog? Asshole.

grab some "natures miracle" from the pet store its a odor neutralizer and has enzymes in it that actually eat the crap.. then you just soak it up after a while of sitting and vacuum it

EAT PUSSY OR YOUR A PUSSY.

yep we have that..i guess aaron didn't spray it.

he was, but the little bugger got out. this is the second time he's gotten out. I don't like putting him in the other crate cause he can barely stand in it.

i'm going out tonight with girls (non date style) to allston and we are going to make fun of all the faggets out on dates...and get drunk.

Jon's going to make me pancakes. Jon FTW. Maybe later we'll go pick up a baby gate. Awwwww.

After 5 years of refusing to crate, we crate ours for bedtime. When your dog sneaks out of bed EVERY NIGHT to piss on your furniture for five fucking years, suddenly putting him to bed in a nice roomy crate doesn't seem so wrong.

He goes right in and goes to sleep and we let him out in the morning, make sure he pees on his wee pad and now we have nice furniture and clean carpets.

So if I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole who doesn't have a dog piss smelling apartment anymore. I'm fine with that.

you know instead of a piss pad, you could just not be lazy and take the dog to wizz outside.

Piss pads rule.

This is also my 1 year anniversary of getting off probation.


YAY

this sucks cause all I can smell is the new dog's piss. no clue where the hell he pissed.

We live on the fourth floor of a huge condo complex and my dog tries to bite every passerby he sees. Fuck that.

Plus we tried that, the little shit still pissed in the house...at least now he pisses in one, reasonably easy to clean spot.

If you used a piss pad you would, schmuck.

be thankful its not a kitten. they have that strong ammonia stench to their urine.

In the short time I did carpet cleaning for a job, I remember the guy I was working with cleaning a particularly gnarly cat piss stain... I mean, this was the kind of stench that just makes your eyes water wafting up from the grains. Gross as shit.

I am so happy I trained my dog to piss and shit outside. You all have uncivilized canines. Psssshhaaawww.

i celebrated last nights festivities by blacking out after 7 or 8 cocktails, puking in the sink and apparently breaking a kitchen window for some reason

awww snap MFR just pwned you

Damn straight. No one got shit on my dog training skillz.

hell naww

I misread goat's post obviously.

if I got a pisspad the guy would piss somewhere else. he got loose in the house during the day and crapped/pissed places.

Yeah, lemme be ig'nant for a minute. "Piss pads"? Was ist?

it's like a spread out diaper that dogs piss on. I turned my back for one minute abd the new dog pissed all over the place that I spent so long cleaning last night.

You're in for it rev, sounds like he's going to be a real fuckface.

So it looks like you are not the alpha male!.... Sorry you lost!

strip club on valentines day?

it's more likely than you think.

i prefer strip clubs on Father's Day. women are so much hotter when they're thinking about suicide.

STRIP CLUBS AFTER A FUNERAL OR YOU ARE A PUSSY

let's do this shit

I've raped so many dogs -- oh wait, crate. Sorry.