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New site? Maybe some day.
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best thing to do during a shark attack = punching it in the nose or sticking your fingers up its nostrils then you're all set. but who has the time to do that? |
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shark fighting is my favority pass time |
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I would punch it in it's Ampullae of Lorenzini nigger! |
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Me and my whole family could fit in this fuckers mouth.
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Someone photoshop that picure with funny shit.
The back of the sharks mouth looks like a vag. A really huge vag. |
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this is bullshit
"Bruce Bean and his friend Rod MacKinnon, who both have homes on the Cape, were kayaking"
just two idiot tourist who saw a sail fish (fish that kinda swims upside down with its bottom on top) and thought it was a great white. if it was a shark at all it may be a mako but theyre useless. this kinda shit happens every year. which i am fine with cause chatham tourists that kayak fucking suck... and they clog up the boat ramps too. stay out of my way dicks. |
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Don't you mean Sunfish?
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it is the way it was dressed |
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Don't you mean Sunfish?
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yussss
there is a sail fish though but i dont think there on cape hahaha |
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"on the look out for a seal carcass"
yeahhhhhh like that will happen with anything dead in the ocean? |
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cover up
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JAWSOME!
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I saw that pictured shark from the Monterey Bay Acquarium back in '04. At the time it was the only Great White in captivity in the US. Not sure if that's still true.
Thing was brutal. Really intense seeing an animal like that 1' in front of your face staring at you. I asked an employee what they fed it, and IIRC, they dropped steaks and shit like that into the tank.
I <3 sharks.
Apparently some dude caught it in his tuna net. Bet that was a surprise! |
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best thing to do during a shark attack = cover yourself in BBQ sauce and wrap a bulkie roll around you cuz u dead nigga |
fixed. |
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ever tried punching something underwater |
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Cover up, indeed.
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you have to flatten your hand like a fin to build momentum underwater, then last second make a fist. you could also try drowning the shar.. oh wait. fighting underwater ftw |
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Fight sharks at the gate or you're a pussy |
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Great whites prehistoric ancestor is where it's at nilla. |
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Jurassic Park 9: Jurassic Shark. |
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the sharks at the monterey bay aquarium are the balls. when i was in grade school, we would go on a field trip to the aquarium every year. when i was in 4th grade we took a field trip out to ano nuevo to go see the sea lions and shit. they stunk so bad |
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Megalodon!!
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Jurassic Park 9: Jurassic Shart. |
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ancester= Carcharodon Megalodon |
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it turns out you are the idiot. the two kayakers are not simply tourists. one is a harvard professor and the other is a professor at the rockefeller in NY (he used to be @ harvard) who recently was awarded a nobel laureate. |
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"Poor guy is probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family." |
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R.I.P.
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it turns out you are the idiot. the two kayakers are not simply tourists. one is a harvard professor and the other is a professor at the rockefeller in NY (he used to be @ harvard) who recently was awarded a nobel laureate.[/QUOTE/]
Nope, turns out they are a pain in the ass. Trendy, faggoty shit just like bicyclers with helmets and spandex. Figures they're Harvard professors. |
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kayaks are mint.
i'm wondering if the abundance of seals has taken claim over the Bluefish spawns this season-because Bluefish have totally disappeared from new bedford harbor all the way to the islands and the cape. Bluefish are a considered a trash fish because they dominate these waters throughout the year, however at this time in the season you will typically see packs of gulls working off the blue's feeding frenzies, but i've yet to see anything for the past month.
I WANT TO CATCH SOME FUCKING BLUEFISH DAMNIT. |
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3 sharks were in the lineup on nantasket last tuesday at dawn patrol. Def saw a seal as I hit the water. Doesn't bother me one bit...because of the seal protection act that was initiated in the 90's seal populations are out of control..which brings them to areas that they would not normally be..same case for the sharks. Some experts say that its a matter of time (2-5yrs)before our waters become something like northen cali. |
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Good. I'll fuckin hook into one of those and try my hand at a full day of battling a giant.
Yeah, bluefish are great. I remember the late 80's-early 90's when we would get double hits all day. We'd troll 10" magnum rapalas and the blues would smash em' |
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