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New site? Maybe some day.
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I'm looking for a friendship based on metal love with a girl that has a wild side of course, but not to the point where they get so wasted that they almost cause you to wreck your car and die possibly... kind of cool in a way, but I would rather see the show first instead. I have two tickets to the Maryland Deathfest and I like to go to shows. I have a huge collection of metal. Death, Thrash, Black, only real metal please. Morbid. email me at sorgenhammer@metalfan.com |
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Ghost,
there are plenty of really awesome metal ladies in new england. go out to shows and meet others who have similar interests. I can tell you that the metal ladies around here are extremely nice, inviting and really good friends. |
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Thanks for the reply HACATE, but I don't feel that the shows themselves are the best place to meet metal ladies because of the ratio of guys to girls and most of them already show up with a date so... you know what i'm saying? it's kind of hard that way, so I just thought i's search the networks also. Cheers, and keep the fate. |
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wow, this post has been up for more then an hour and no one has shredded it with witty cynical sarcastic remarks and memes. You guys are getting slow with age.
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At first I thought this might be troll bait, but now I'm really starting think this guy is trying to find love on a metal message board. WOW |
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Avoid this one like the Plague. |
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At first I thought this might be troll bait, but now I'm really starting think this guy is trying to find love on a metal message board. WOW |
ya.. totally a dude looking for a piece of ass. |
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Do you like Slipknot?? |
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wow, this post has been up for more then an hour and no one has shredded it with witty cynical sarcastic remarks and memes. You guys are getting slow with age.
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Yeah, disappointing. |
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Avoid this one like the Plague. |
I also get wasted and make people crash their cars. |
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I think I might be for you. I'm a crappy metal guitarist but more importantly, I'm a skank. |
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Hey baby want a piece of this?! |
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i hear blackmetallady is a good catch. |
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But she wouldn't dare be caught with a hobby rocker like the original poster. |
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LOL @ "friendship based on metal love" |
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from what I can figure out, matal girls love metal until they find a dude. then they don't love metal anymore and don't go to shows. |
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any metal chick under 150 is claimed... but yeah, if your into big chicks with stories about thier "metal" ex boyfriend... COME AN GIT IT |
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WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!! |
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he didnt say grind, he said metal. very different... and you know this mang. |
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yuh but it's so much fun to scream at people. |
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true. and i think most (not all) metal chicks may be dudes... jus sayin |
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Have fun catching STD's dude. |
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Have fun catching STD's dude. |
this man knows. |
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Have fun catching STD's dude. |
STD's are the new baseball cards or pokemans |
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metal ladies, on my RTTP? good luck with that lol |
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true. and i think most (not all) metal chicks may be whores... jus sayin |
Fixed boosh |
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With an irish roofie any woman is yours. And by irish roofie I mean a stiff forearm shot to the solar plexus, obviously. |
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If women were more willing to fuck you degenerates, you'd all be whores too. <3 |
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I think I might be for you. I'm a crappy metal guitarist but more importantly, I'm a skank. |
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using the internet to meet the opposite sex = epic fail |
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Like metal, yes. LOVE metal, not many. |
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Like metal, yes. LOVE metal, not many. |
NAME ONE THAT LOVES METAL! AND ONE THAT LIKES! HA |
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Like metal, yes. LOVE metal, not many. |
come to metal shows because they're dating someone who listens to metal? yes. |
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Pretty much.
Marsi loves metal. Anyone who knows her cannot argue with that. Uh... One girl in Philly, though doesn't care for Black metal so... that's about it. |
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Hey guys, not all chicks that attend shows are only doing so because there boyfriend is.
There are a lot of metal chicks in the area that truely love metal. - Alicia |
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I know a lot of beautiful, badass chicks that LOVE metal...and even if they were ALL single I would never willfully feed them to most of you fucking dirtbags. <3 |
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IN B4 kitchen/sandwich/whorepolice/lesbian |
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Hmm right I forgot about Alicia. Fogivaness preez. |
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ok afew others now that I think about it. But go to the bigger shows and you'll the likers of metal there. and a hand full of Lovers of metal. |
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But you're asking for trouble with the metal ones, ghostofwar. They can be very shallow and twisted. Watch out. |
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sigh,
I do not care if my name was mentioned. Just stating the fact that there are metal ladies out there who either create, listen, to metal or engage themselves in other artistic endeavours. Metal guys can be just as shallow and twisted!!! |
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What is you current emotional and physical status? |
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What is you current emotional and physical status? |
Dee, buy me a beer. |
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Right now? I'll see what I can do. |
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I tend to assume that people are shallow and twisted by default, no matter what their walk of life. |
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WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!! |
that's why grindboys date stoners and clubchicks. |
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using the internet to meet the opposite sex = epic fail |
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having things in common with girls is for pussies. FIND HER FUCK FORGET HER or GTFO |
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go to a metal thursday?
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WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!! |
that's why grindboys date stoners and clubchicks. |
When we leave our rooms, anyway. |
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marsi loves metal, with her mouth. for as long as it takes you to blow a load |
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WHAT DO WHORES KNOW ABOUT GRIND!!!!!!! |
that's why grindboys date stoners and clubchicks. |
hey my stoner is amazing thank you very much.
lol and again thanks Biggie. |
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I keeed, I keeed.... |
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ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL
I am handsome man who want hear about ur parents get divorced. I think sad that your mom not love ur dad anymore and u start listening Pantera at age 15. I am good listener.
Mike |
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ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL:
I am a reasonably attractive, if somewhat scrawny and akward, young man who wears black alot.
I like chubby girls who wear too much eyeliner.
I am in a band(s).
I probably will ignore you most of the non-sexy times in favor of playing blast beats and doing drugs with my degenerate friends, but trust me, it will make me remind you of all the other poor examples of men in your life and make the moments of validation all the more satisfying.
Sound good?
Let's party... |
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ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL:
I am not into girls, so fuck off. I love throbbage. |
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This thread just got a whole lot lulzier. Good job, RTTP |
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Metal women? No thanks. Super intelligent nerds that like metal ftw |
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I probably will ignore you most of the non-sexy times in favor of playing blast beats and doing drugs |
sounds familiar
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If women were more willing to fuck you degenerates, you'd all be whores too. <3 |
Are you implying that i'm NOT a whore?
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I know a lot of beautiful, badass chicks that LOVE metal...and even if they were ALL single I would never willfully feed them to most of you fucking dirtbags. <3 |
Well than it's good that i don't broker my lady deals through you.
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I'm looking for a friendship based on metal love with a girl that has a wild side of course, but not to the point where they get so wasted that they almost cause you to wreck your car and die possibly... kind of cool in a way, but I would rather see the show first instead. I have two tickets to the Maryland Deathfest and I like to go to shows. I have a huge collection of metal. Death, Thrash, Black, only real metal please. Morbid. email me at sorgenhammer@metalfan.com |
You're a troll... right? Please? You can't possibly be as pathetic as you sound, i mean, come on dude. |
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Nubile coeds with no idea what I do FTW |
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I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes:
I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone.
I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. |
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Nubile coeds with no idea what I do FTW |
this also sounds like me. |
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I know a lot of beautiful, badass chicks that LOVE metal...and even if they were ALL single I would never willfully feed them to most of you fucking dirtbags. <3 |
YOU GIVE NAO PLZ!
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ATTN: girls into metal: stop trying to out-patch me, i get it, im a poseur. |
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What are you, Chuck Woolery? There are no love connections at Metal Thursday, only drunken makeouts, parking lot blowjobs and mosh pit groping! |
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ATTN GIRLS INTO METAL:
I am not into girls, so fuck off. I love throbbage. |
Please start a thread about this. please. |
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I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. |
Did you ask them about when their penis was turned into a vagina if it were an option to also keep the penis? Did you ask to see it?
Or was it at one of their boyfriend's bands shows? |
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why are all the hot chicks taken? |
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because either
1) they are hot enough for a dude to put up with her constant bitching
2) she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. |
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she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. |
marsi. |
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2) she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. |
rings a bell |
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she's taken by many many many many guys. mostly in the mouth and mostly backstage/in tour van. |
marsi. |
Aww some one was shot down. :( :( :( |
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I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes:
I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone.
I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. |
Why argue with reason? |
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at least you wont go to jail if you bang a metal chick. they're all of age. the last time i looked at a girl at a hardcore show i thought i was going to catch a 10-15 upstate. |
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I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes:
I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone.
I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. |
most women like to shop not rage. |
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I need good credit, so id rather rage. |
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But you gotta rage in your cutest boots! <3 <3 <3 |
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Because I had nowhere else to put this awesome image. |
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Because I had nowhere else to put this awesome image. |
Swedens looking pretty limp... |
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Please don't bother posting slutty girl stories without phone numbers, n00dz, or facebook links. Lets be adults for christsakes. kay thx. |
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Aww some one was shot down. :( :( :( |
not at all guy, i wouldnt touch her with seth putnams dick bro. |
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Girls? Who needs 'em? |
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Because I had nowhere else to put this awesome image. |
Amazing. |
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Hey guys, not all chicks that attend shows are only doing so because there boyfriend is.
There are a lot of metal chicks in the area that truely love metal. - Alicia |
This |
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Hey guys, not all chicks that attend shows are only doing so because there boyfriend is.
There are a lot of metal chicks in the area that truely love metal. - Alicia |
This |
i would say, obviously. |
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Swedens looking pretty limp... |
You would too if you had Finland for balls. |
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I'll have you know that chick on the right is going to give me nightmares for weeks.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNS............... |
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Is that peggy hill in those smoosh videos? |
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I know this statement will be met with much debate, and anger... but here goes:
I think there is an obvious reason that the metal scene is mostly populated by dudes. It's testosterone. MOST women hear the noise, and the screaming and they're totally turned off. They don't get it, because chemically, they shouldn't.. seeing as most of it thrives on anger, rage, hate etc.. which happen to be emotions that are driven by the chemical testosterone.
I know that this isn't always true, i've SOME women that were totally into metal, and were well adjusted. I've just only met a couple of them. |
exactly. i know PLENTY of real girls, and theyre great. but generally speaking, its 90% men into metal. its kinda like how when you say to a girl that men are stronger than women, because biologically WE ARE. obviously theres exeptions, but we're not saying this to be sexist, its just true. |
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so... 1 in 10 people are gay and 1 in 10 metal heads is a girl? |
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I think that's less realistic a statistic than it is a building frustration that there aren't more metal chicks, because really - who wouldn't want more? I'd say on average maybe there are less female fans but the ratio is a lot closer than first meets the eye when it comes listening to the music; live is a different story, on average female fans are noticably less likely to go to shows, especially when it comes to popping up at a random local show, but I think this has more to do with metal being very individualistic in spirit (you don't have to call up a bunch of friends to go to a concert, you can just go, and most women are generally less likely to go to a concert without at least one friend to shoot the shit with). Of course, it depends on the type of metal and the particular band, too, when it comes to the guy vs. girl ratio in the audience.
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its kinda like how when you say to a girl that men are stronger than women, because biologically WE ARE. obviously theres exeptions, but we're not saying this to be sexist, its just true. |
When it comes to upper body strength you are one-hundred percent right, I'm skinny as a rail but I could overpower most women in an arm-wrestling match. The thing is, lower body strength is different, women can have deceptively strong legs and have a naturally lower center of gravity, so the whole idea of one gender physically stronger than the other isn't exactly right in either direction. Women who are unable to defend themselves effectively against a guy usually screw themselves by flailing their arms wildly, when a one-to-one test of upper body strength is the area they're guaranteed to fail at. |
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maybe proportionately, but im 6'2 and weigh 220lbs, so im pretty sure my lower body is stronger than any girl who isn't a body builder. |
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so... 1 in 10 people are gay and 1 in 10 metal heads is a girl? |
i dont know, i dont really care anyway. im not into metal girls. i like women to look like women, wear cute little skirts, and appreciate flowers. not burp and fart on me and talk about the new demilich lineup. |
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generalities, stereotypes, and ignorance make the world go round : ) |
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ITT: ross wants to date every one of the hirudinea girls. |
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i has vagina und were purty skurts derp |
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Married and/or divorced broads don't count. They are used up damaged goods. |
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i am used und damugdged, you can use me later if you want rich. WHERE'S MY BITCHSLISAH!? |
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I asked him the last time you asked me and he said it was sent. Your husband probably ate it. |
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Slice open his stomach ala Jaws to receive your CDs. |
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slice stomach, receive bacon. |
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I know a girl who likes "metal" but it's stuff like Cradle of Filth and Slipknot. |
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ITT: ross wants to date every one of the hirudinea girls. |
yea, jeff has been looking pretty sexy lately i gotta say. |
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I know a girl who likes "metal" but it's stuff like Cradle of Filth and Slipknot. |
Ah Slipknot, the Canadian bacon of metal... |
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metal bands dont play in the kitchen... usually. |
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