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New site? Maybe some day.
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"this subscription to tv guide really sucks ass" -plato
"what time are you getting out of work? we should tie a few on" -socrates
"i can't stand the long lines at dunkin' donuts every morning" -aristotle
"the new facebook really aggravates me" -abraham lincoln
"did you happen to catch the new episode of survivor?" -theodore roosevelt
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"i'd like to slap that hoe's ass" -jesus christ |
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"have you tried the new and improved domino's yet?" -charlemange |
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"let's go to outback steakhouse and get some of those killer bacon cheese fries" -king henry viii |
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"it's a real shame that daddy's junky music closed down" -andres segovia |
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"hold on, let me get my burrito out of the microwave" -genghis khan |
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"Uh oh, better get Maaco" - Geoffrey Chaucer |
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"drink bud ice, but beware of the penguins" -kaiser wilhelm |
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GOOD! I AM NOT THE LEAST FUNNY TROLL HERE! THANK YOU, THINKER! |
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"rttp is so five years ago" -george washington |
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"their first album was the best" -napoleon bonaparte |
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"man, i feel like shit. taco bell got me again." -vercingetorix |
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GOOD! I AM NOT THE LEAST FUNNY TROLL HERE! THANK YOU, THINKER! |
samefag is same |
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and you are the least funny man alive! |
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i know, a recent list informed me of this. |
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"i just got call of duty on xbox 360" louis pasteur |
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"an arby's chicken bacon and swiss sounds really good right about now" -christopher columbus |
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"Negro eqaulity? Fudge"- abraham lincoln |
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you're doing it wrong.
correct manner:
"old news" -john quincy adams |
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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" - Sir Isaac Newton |
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"Over that boy hand" - Sheriff of Rottingham |
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"did you play that new fuckin elder scrolls game" - socrates |
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Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. |
- Max Cavalera |
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"4g? But I just got 3G!" George Washington on the banks of the Delaware. |
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"i have to piss like a race horse" -ulysses s. grant |
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"taste you wild side" - Rudolf Hess |
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"that's right, i'm also a surgeon!" - Josef Mengele |
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"There's an app for that." -JFK |
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"what are you gonna make? hot pockets!" -roger sherman |
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"pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time." -julius "little" caesar |
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"yo dawg, i herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive" -henry ford |
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"pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time." -julius "little" caesar |
that's fucking brilliant. |
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"you should get a reverse mortgage" -martin luther |
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"who lives in a pineapple under the sea? absorbent and yellow and porus is he. his nautical nonsense be something you wish. so drop on the deck and flop like a fish" -alexander the great |
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"i really need to get home now so i can get a good night's sleep before work in the morning" -siddartha |
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"illud divinium insanus is the best morbid angel release to date" -attila the hun |
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"these rotten brats had better not even think about setting foot on my lawn or there will be a price to pay" -santa claus |
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"Kill a cop, killa killa cop cop" - obama |
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"HEINEKEN?? FUCK THAT SHIT!! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!" - Frank Booth |
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Now this is my plan. Step number one: I will recruit the world's greatest criminal mind. Step number two: I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful, that by comparison La Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys' Choir! - Former Chief Inspector Dreyfus |
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"1877 kars for kids, K-A-R-S kars for kids, 1877 kars for kids, donate your car today!"
-friedrich nietzsche |
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"hey colgate, i tried your toothpaste, and it made me FEEL, LIKE A PIECE, OF SHIT!"
-mary queen of scots
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"fuckin asshole wasnt even an actual zumba instructor."
-Winston Churchill |
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"hey colgate, i tried your toothpaste, and it made me FEEL, LIKE A PIECE, OF SHIT!"
-mary queen of scots
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hahahahahaha |
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