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New site? Maybe some day.
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I thought you were a millionaire since your record deal WTF |
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I envy you, my toilet life won't allow the 1:39 binge today... |
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I thought you were a millionaire since your record deal WTF |
he's having a cobain moment. do some heroin and blow your brains out or false. |
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"getting shithammered at 1:39 in the afternoon because your life is a toilet it-is-what-it-is"
this was pretty much my whole 2011. |
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I thought you were a millionaire since your record deal WTF |
he's having a cobain moment. do some heroin and blow your brains out or false. |
only attempted suicide is KVLT. |
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I bought the Ips album in mid-December. That might get you enough money for half a beer, depending. |
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Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. |
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Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. |
sound logic |
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And suicide is fucking gay because when you're dead, you can't eat no lopster bisk or blackened U-10s or brie burger veggie burgers from Knuckleheads and then you're just a low-rent nigger Liberace |
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go take a laxative and a I Piss U miss about it and shut up. |
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And bless you, Mark R, but on the odd chance that the label has already recouped our paltry recording budget, I will put my 3rd of our $0.73 royalty from your purchase towards my next Old Chub 8% Scotch Ale.
BRB- going to find that heroin |
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This thread makes me want blackened chicken for lunch. |
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Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. |
That was very profound |
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Constipation is surely false. Only blasting the bowl at least 3x before lunch is real. |
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occult reefer + espresso = hippie speedball
chill poopin' all the way |
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Note to self: start doing drugs, maybe then your BMs will be more pleasurable |
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The fuck is 'occult reefer' |
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You wish you knew, buttdart ;) |
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ITT: BM'ing like a rock star |
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Go wine enema yourself or fgt. |
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I wish I could get shithammered on a Thursday at 1:39. I have to wait for the weekend to drown my sorrows so I don't shoot myself or others. |
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this thread made me appreciate the fantastic dumps i've been taking lately. i've been eating a lot of asparagus so i think it's cleaning out the tubes. |
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i want to see a video of Ryan getting pummeled by a giant hammer made of shit. |
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Whitesnake back patch or whitesnake back patch. |
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My scarf protects me from shithammers, Tony |
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Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans. |
I concur, and am pleased that your fecal matter is traversing seamlessly through your bowels |
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