So there is this girl that I've been trying to bang for a while. She will not let me near her pissy, but said I could do her in the behind. I know anal sex is how AIDS started. I don't want to make AIDS and then infect either of us. You think I should do it? She says she has done it before. Advice please.

Ya girl got a sistah?

I honestly hope these people that post shit like this are just trolling us, and not honestly looking for advice. Because if they are, FUCK OFF AND DIE.

short answer...yes with an if, long answer...no, with a but.

Shove a canary up in her poop chute. As you may know, AIDS will manifest itself in humans by destroying the immune system about 5 seconds after infected buttlovin'. Luckily, it only takes about 2 seconds for birds, and turns them bright green.

You're all set for rectal ravaging if the canary comes out still yellow. Any traces of brown are probably just fecal matter... Unless she ate at Olive Garden recently. In which case, AIDS is the least of your concerns... Gross.

short answer...no with an if, long answer...yes, in the butt.

dude you gotta give her the frosted cocoa butt babies what the fuck is wrong with you.

If you've really been trying to bang her a while then stop. You're doing it wrong.

have you seen her vagina? you sure there isn't a penis in it's stead? a lot of guys make that mistake, you know.

its*

Is it a mistake when it is a positive like when a black guy has a big dong?