HELLO TO MY FANS FROM RETURN OF PIT
MANY EXCITING NEWS FOR YOU TODAY
THANKS TO MY GOOD BOSS THE INTELLIGENT JEW MR. HOWARD THE STERN
I HAVE JOINED ENTOURAGE OF MURP AS BODYGUARD
ONCE I BODYGUARD FOR SHAH OF IRAN
BREAK MANY BACK
THEN COME TO AMERICA #1 COUNTRY OF WORLD AND BECOME THE REAL AAU CHAMPLON
THEN I TAKE DOBLA DOBLA EFF CHAMPLONSHIP BELT FROM MR BOB BACKLUND
BEFORE LOSE BELT TO GAY BAR CHAMPLON HULK HOGAN
NOW I LIVE ROCK AND ROLL
DRINK GERMAN BEER AND SUPLEX PHOTOGRAPHER ONTO RED CARPET
IF ANY ONE COME NEAR LITTLE GIRL AARALYN
I BREAK HIS BACK, FUCK HIS ASS
MAKE HIM HUMBLE
KEEP MR MICHAEL JACKSON AWAY FROM IZZY
MAYBE PLAY TAMBOURINE LIKE FAVORITE REAL RRROCK AND ROLL JEW MR. BOB DYLAN
AND TO MISS THE SCARY SPICE
NEXT TIME YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
VOTE THE REAL ROCK AND ROLL BAND MURP
MAYBE OTHERWISE I THROW YOU IN A WELL
FUCK YOU RANDY SAVAGE PIECE OF SHIT